Currently Listening to: Ja Rule: On Time.

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Your ability to navigate the likes of Limewire in the early aughts to find the CD quality version of Ja Rule’s Love is Pain is impressive. Sure, there were endless Myspace posts about how sleuth web savviness would never pay off in the future, but look at you now. All those hours spent reading pop culture Twitter threads and scrolling through red carpet galleries might just help you get off the island before everyone else.

See, quite a few of the VIPs who are in the know on how to get off the island aren’t necessarily trying to stand out right now. So finding them and knowing what to look for is key. After all, on an island full of influencers and rich kids, money isn’t king here; knowledge is. Speaking of king, if you can figure out how to address a certain someone on a first name basis, they might just give you the next break.


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